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Illegal Parasites -

LIBERAL INTELLIGENCE? - Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D.-Fla.), chairwoman of the DNC stated, that Republicans believe illegal immigration “should in fact be a crime.” What part of illegal does she not get?

TAGS: liberal democrat illegal immigration stupidity
Rating: 4.75/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:54 pm
WTFO - December 10, 2013, 12:53 am
I'd enjoy hearing how this is out of context. However, here it is on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUqJO6sk7AA at about the 30 second mark. Not out of context, she's an idiot that doesn't understand entering the US illegally is a crime.
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 8:16 pm
I think this is something that is being taken out of context. facts are not facts unless stated IN context
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 11:12 pm
Sorry there was a typo in my #51584 post. I meant to say "her ignorance is NOT representative of every liberal". However, as stated her role as DNC chair is to forward the majority opinion of her party.
politicz - April 7, 2013, 11:28 am
So you are implying that all liberals follow her? Why is it that every time I argue with someone here, the people I argue against use the generalization fallacy.
Renza - April 7, 2013, 1:47 am
lol, so was I. the formatting/placement of these comments can be so weird.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:46 am
I was responding the politicz, not you. Sorry for the confusion.
Renza - April 7, 2013, 1:41 am
I believe you may be misinterpreting the joke... I'm not saying you did say anything, I'm saying if we did the same thing as the poster, and were to generalize republicans based off of Palin, seeing them make posters like this would appear common place.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:16 am
While her ignorance is representative of every liberal, she is a leading voice in her party and is in charge of forwarding their agenda.
WTFO - April 7, 2013, 1:04 am
As the head of the DNC, she is a representative of liberalism in the Dem party.
politicz - April 6, 2013, 5:39 pm
Strawman fallacy. I never said that.
Renza - April 6, 2013, 12:16 pm
if you base republicans off of sara palin, it shouldn't be too big of surprise.
politicz - April 6, 2013, 7:01 am
So you generalize all liberals on this woman?

Hillary vs. Hillary -


TAGS: captain obvious illegal immigration immigrant crime criminal msnbc contessa brewer
Rating: 4.48/5

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JGalt - November 30, 2012, 6:21 am
and demokkkrats don't care: http://www.nationalterroralert.com/2011/05/16/texas-officials-say-terrorists-sneaking-across-the-border/
Comedian1298 - November 29, 2012, 11:30 pm
obama is stupid. they are illegal for a reason

Amnesty??? -

Illegal is Illegal -

TAGS: illegal aliens
Rating: 4.48/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:24 pm
More proof that humans don't evolve. The i.q. it took to make this couldn't be greater than single digits. I would give this less than single digits if possible. Zero stars.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:11 pm
so, yes, cranky is a misogynist
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:11 pm
misogynist: a person who hates, dislikes, mistrusts, or mistreats women. Check out his liberal war on women poster. Yup, that's the right word.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 5:49 pm
Get back from where... an extended stay at the asylum, no doubt?
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 4:45 pm
I know you don't, cranks. That's why I like picking on you so much. Seriously, though, whereabouts from Obamada... I mean, Canada, are you from? I have some friends in the RCAF who want me to visit them when I get back next year.
fauxnews - May 15, 2014, 4:15 pm
All-righty then, lunch break is over... back to the grind, mates. Maybe tonight, or tomorrow. Busy day folks. Can't play today. See you on the flip side. PEACE
fauxnews - May 15, 2014, 4:13 pm
Cranky's not a misogynist....lol...
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 4:07 pm
Why am I being called a misogynist? Not sure. I suspect it's got something to do with unbelievably high levels of sugar in someone's diet, but that's just a guess.
fauxnews - May 15, 2014, 4:00 pm
Why are you being called a misogynist, Cranky? :confused: I don't get it...
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:57 pm
Really? Hateful misogynist? I don't see where you get that from.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:56 pm
It's not a matter of what I think, it's a matter of what your postings and posters say about you. Yours say hateful misogynist
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:54 pm
Is that what you think now Emma? Aren't you speshul.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:51 pm
If you had any feelings other than hatred for women, that statement might hold water
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:51 pm
I almost feel bad for you Emma.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:50 pm
is that really all you have? Did you read that on the wall in juvie?
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:50 pm
You really shouldn't project like that, Emma.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:49 pm
says crankyhead as he pees himself over nobody liking his women, blacks, and american military hating posters.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:48 pm
Ditto for Caribou Barbie.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:48 pm
Ditto for Mrs Romney.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:48 pm
No, but Ms. Coulter is a public figure.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:46 pm
Oh b**** please! Try and control your emotions and act like a grown up, you're embarrassing yourself.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:46 pm
I take nothing you say personally fox. =)
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:46 pm
...being bigoted, a total pile of malarkey. Or, is there something I'm missing here Emma?
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:45 pm
So clearly, you don't know either of them. Which means, you don't actually know if they're illegals or not. Which means, you're stereotyping hispanics. Which means, you're a bigot. Which makes all that other nonsense you spouted earlier, about not...
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 3:34 pm
'Cause your mom knows these guys personally!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!... no, don't take that personally cranks. Just yanking yer' chain.
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 3:33 pm
Do you know Sarah Palin personally?
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 3:32 pm
Do you know Ann Romney personnaly?
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 3:32 pm
Do you know Ann Coulter personnaly?
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:31 pm
Yeah, the one holding his crotch is your dad and the guy flipping the bird is your other dad
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 2:55 pm
You know these guys personally?

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS - Just looking for a better life.

TAGS: dream act immigration illegal mexico
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:52 am
Good one. Shameful display. The immigrant dream reborn as a nightmare

OBLITERATE OBAMNESTY! - Hold Obama Accountable for the Illegal Amnesty Policy. Vote Him Out 2012. Barack "Insane" Obama: Inexperienced, Inept, Incompetent, Illegal, In Denial!

THE MASTER PLAN - After repeatedly violating the Constitution and going against the will of the American citizens, you have to create a new voting base. Obama's strategy...AMNESTY.

WHAT DO OBAMA AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN COMMON? - NEITHER ONE OF THEM HAVE TO PROVE AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP. Illegal is not a race. Obama is a lying, racist, America hating socialist! Border Security is Not Racism. It's Patriotism.

GEORGE WASHINGTON PUT NATURAL BORN - in Article Two Section One of the Constitution for a very real concern about this nation. It is standing in front of Washington's portrait.

Illegal Immigrants at the DNC -

INEPT, INCOMPETENT, & ILLEGAL! - Can Anyone be a Worse President than Barack Obama?

EQUAL RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE! - Legalize Zombie Marriage; the government has no right to tell you who can and can't marry just because you're dead.

TAGS: legalize marriage zombie
Rating: 4.43/5

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Renza - March 7, 2013, 7:54 am
While there's going to be abuse of all things in life, as humans are naturally somewhat greedy and subversive, it exists in all areas of the spectrum, rich, poor, individual, corporation, democrat, republican, etc.
Renza - March 7, 2013, 7:52 am
That's why I always suggest investing in a cudgel, they require no ammunition, but have a bit higher physical ability requirement.
Cannabal - March 7, 2013, 7:30 am
This is the real reason the gov'ment wants my guns: to allow the zombie menace to grow and take my brain! Not in my backyard!
JGalt - March 7, 2013, 6:34 am
They can't tell you that you can't vote for Democrats either, if you are dead, nor that you can't vote multiple times if you are dead, nor can you not collect and cash welfare checks!

" NIGHTMARE ACT ? " - Reid: ‘We Need The People Of America To Rise Up’ For Amnesty Bill.


WHAT'S HAPPENING TO AMERICA? - The Mayor of Boston is allowed to stop commerce because his personal beliefs don't agree with the beliefs of a CFO? Last time I checked- that was illegal!


OH WELL - Not only do they get to break in and stay but now they get a job and free stuff too


LIBERAL IMMIGRATION LIE - "Illegal Immigrants are not a danger to Americans, they just want to work." The people above are victims of illegal immigrants. Also, 33% of our prison population are made up of these "undocumented workers".

ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION - This Is How It Works. It Brought Down The Roman Empire And It'll Bring Down The American Republic, IF WE LET IT


San Jose Mayor’s ignorant red ass is showing -


No Illegals. No Amnesty. No Compromise. -



OKAYYYYY - Tell us something we don't already know.

Amnesty -

TAGS: liberal democrat amnesty immigration ilegal
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - March 2, 2015, 10:01 pm
It's a slightly twisted version of a famous quote from a movie called "Treasure of the Sierra Madre."
RonaldReagan - March 1, 2015, 1:25 pm
Don't get it.

illegals -

You Will Win??? -

Obama's Open Border Policy -


IT'S RACIST - to allow certain people to break the law based on their skin color. Support SB1070.



DUNCE DURBIN - Tells Dream Act Illegals that one day, they too can become president. How about a Senator that knows our Constitution!

TAGS: illegals
Rating: 4.76/5

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MORE ILLEGALS LEAVING THAN ARRIVING - Another "accomplishment" of the Obama Economy - Illegals prospects are now better in Mexico! How is that Hope and Change working for you?


U.S. cannot afford illegal immigration -



OBAMA'S KENYAN AUNT - Living here illegally, collecting disability, waived for deportation, feels that the U.S. is taking advantage of her, and deserves amnesty. WTF???

" WHICH ONE HAS REAL PAPERS? " - My guess the guy in the back wearing the sunglasses and the pink tie.

BANK ROBBERS - if 12 million people rob banks, will bank robbers get amnesty?

COMPARISON - Nazi Germany 1939: Jews go to Auschwitz. Arizona 2010: Illgeal Aliens violating federal law get a free trip HOME. Liberals: PLEASE put on your Big Boy pants.

Drug cartels -

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS - Most Illegal Immigrants are actually not illegal. They are Native Americans who got pushed across the border in 1850.


it's not anti immigration -

DREAM ACT DIDN'T PASS CONGRESS? - No problem, just let DHS take over. Who needs separation of powers when there is a dictator in power.

JUST ANNOUNCED NO DEPORTATION - "Hey look Janet, we just announced we won't deport young illegals and there are already thousands of new young voters climbing the fence


CRIME DOES NOT PAY - Unless you are an illegal alien in California, wanting big discounts on your college tuition!

PROGGS - Terminally unclear on the concept. Why don't we just give up, And let their conscience be your guide?

YES, MR. PRESIDENT - A moat with alligators is probably what we need to make our border as secure as it is for other nations protecting their sovereignty and from terrorists gaining a foothold here!

LIBERAL LIE ON ILLEGALS - "'Undocumented workers' are honest law-abiding people not criminals." To believe that you have to be completely stupid and ignore the fact that they broke the law getting here. Hence "ILLEGAL aliens".


~ GANGLAND ~ - they don't speak, read or write English. Yet we house, lend and medically take care of them. W.T.F ? Obama-care 101

38,448 DEPORTATIONS - That's the number of deportations of illegal aliens halted by Janet Napolitano in 2010. Shocking

LEGALIZE IT - Drugs, Gay marriage, abortion. In four generations there won’t be any more democrats.

TAGS: legalize
Rating: 3.56/5

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ABORTION - It's only for the well-to-do Republican hypocrites.

legal vs. illegal -

not enough people signing up? -


PRESIDENTIAL FIRSTS - First president to disable credit card security measures in order to allow over-the-limit donations, foreign contributions and other illegal fundraising measures

TAGS: smugness illegal
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 8:35 pm
I remember back when his donation drive was to "defeat the Bush/McCain fundraising machine".

Stupid liberals -

TAGS: legal immigration laws already exists
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 30, 2013, 11:55 pm
I was being facetious about the red meat since a recent study showed liberals who don't... oh never mind, you guys don't understand sarcasm either
Renza - June 27, 2013, 8:16 am
Clearly we're now a scientologist nation, some guy wrote it on the internet a few words go, so it must be true.
Curlyrocks - June 26, 2013, 9:54 pm
Umm well do deer and moose count as red meat, or is it that they lacked guns and a religious zealousness? And President John Tyler said the US was not a Christian nation in 1843. 40171
OTC - June 26, 2013, 9:49 pm
Sounds like the natives didn't have enough red meat in their diet, but aren't you glad obama said this is no longer a Christian nation, we should see an end to violence now.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 6:02 pm
Good ol religion, it really brings out the sadistic genocidal maniac in people.
Curlyrocks - June 26, 2013, 5:42 pm
I think on Thanksgiving the natives gave a bunch of food to the pilgrims who then proceeded to act like monsters and yes TERRORIZE the Native population. And it was the pilgrims belief in Christianity that gave them the idea they where superior to them.
OTC - June 26, 2013, 4:38 pm
So now the Pilgrims were terrorist? Didn't they invite the indians to feast at something we call today as Thanksgiving? I guess there were no tribes attacking other tribes before whitey came here either. All that bad behavior from the gun & God clingers
Renza - June 26, 2013, 1:09 pm
only if there was already an indigenous population, otherwise they were settlers. and I believe the laws broken are most commonly referred to today as genocide and biological warfare.
OTC - June 26, 2013, 12:25 pm
So which immigration laws were in place that the Pilgrims violated? Didn't 'native' Americans migrate across the frozen Bering Strait making them immigrants as well?
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 11:10 pm
And before any one else mentions it I'll point out the Native American debate can go either way, yes it's hypocritical to tell immigrants to go back where they came from and deny them the privileges our ancestors had. But man did Indians get fu*ked over.
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 11:07 pm
Oh is it, I don't remember the people of the Mayflower applying for any immigration status. I think they showed up and acted like a$$holes.

Illegals won't have to pay back taxes -

Mexico's hypocrisy on U.S. illegal immigration -

Gang raped by eight -

Democrats -

Democrats free giveaways -

‘DREAM UNIVERSITY’ MAKES COLLEGE AFFORDABLE TO DREAMERS - UCLA helps create new online program for undocumented immigrants

GOT CITIZENSHIP? - I wonder If Arizona Can Get Barack Hussein Obama Deported. Obama, like a rock, only dumber. A National Disgrace!


Resist Tyranny -

TAGS: guns legal pro gun good
Rating: 5/5

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EmmaRoydes - September 25, 2014, 7:15 pm
If they all look like her, I'm there!

liberals okay with illegal entry as long as it's not their home -

Illegal Aliens -

illegals -

DREAM ACT - CT legislators pass it through to give illegal immigrants in-state tuition, but refuse to give out-of-state VETERANS the same in-state tuition rate. Shows you where CT's support really lies.

Hoodwinked -


Legal Marihuana -

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS - Remember when people crossed your borders without permission? Montezuma does.


" TAKE ME TO AMERICA OBAMA WILL LET ME STAY AND VOTE FOR HIM " - U.S. Navy save Iranian sailors from Somalian captors.

amnesty -

TAGS: illegals
Rating: 4.78/5

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ILLEGALS - If something is ILLEGAL, it is ILLEGAL.

TD - I maintain accounts and own stock in a "foreign" bank...Is that OK?

MILITANT MUSLIMS VS MILITANT ATHEISTS - Grab the popcorn and enjoy the show! This fight's gonna be GOOOOOOOD! Fight location: France

if Obama is going to rule by executive order -


Obama wanting to deport illegal immigrants -

Annual deaths in USA -

TAGS: good thing it s illegal
Rating: 4.08/5

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fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 3:02 pm
Emma [email protected]"Do you need some english classes to go with some more tissues?" What English classes did you attend to learn that grammar? X-D
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 2:52 pm
"Your projecting"? Do you need some english classes to go with some more tissues?
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 2:20 pm
P.S. Sounds like you need another hug? :-)
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 2:19 pm
Your projecting, "big time"...as Cheney might say. X-D
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 2:02 pm
As Reagan once said, "There you go again"
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 9:45 am
Still pouting? There is always reddit.com. Need a hug, bro? :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 13, 2014, 1:03 am
nice, "I'm not b utt hurt, you are" then proceed to show that you are b utt hurt.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 12:06 am
You're projecting. Pathologically...as always. The only one b'utt hurt around here is you. And you and I both know the reason why. When you're done pouting about it, you can join us grown ups at the table for some dessert.
EmmaRoydes - July 12, 2014, 10:57 pm
Nah, I just wanted to see fauxnews get all b***hurt again.
Zeitguy - July 12, 2014, 9:58 pm
Emma is just trying to stir up debate by quoting a bogus article.
fauxnews - July 12, 2014, 4:07 pm
It's a tabloid.And complete bulls'hit. Journal of the American Medical a**ociation: Cannabis (Marijuana) = 3 deaths* for complications not entirely related to marijuana. P.S. It's common sense: weed isn't even the same ballpark as booze and cigs...dumb.
EmmaRoydes - July 12, 2014, 3:36 pm
It's the daily mail but... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-179264/Cannabis-kills-30-000-year.html

Liberal hypocrisy -

TAGS: illegal immigrantion liberal hypocrisy
Rating: 4.04/5

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JGalt - July 26, 2014, 8:48 pm


amnesty -

TAGS: amnesty illegals
Rating: 4/5

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Curlyrocks - June 17, 2013, 3:39 pm
And in a round about way that would reduce the deficit as they would not be asking the feds for so much money (although a gov branch will never turn down "free" money)
StoneTools - June 16, 2013, 3:59 am
The use of funds for drug seizure is different from money collected in taxes. Police are allowed to keep money seized in drug raids to pay for more drug raids. The IRS on the other hand has to have conferences in Hawaii to spend the money.
OTC - June 14, 2013, 7:10 pm
Not really, look at all the property seized in drug raids and sold, that money doesn't go toward the deficit.
StoneTools - June 14, 2013, 6:32 pm
just think of the amount of deficit that would be erased if only the government would legalize pot and tax it.
Curlyrocks - June 14, 2013, 5:39 pm
But of course, meanwhile people who are in the country legally and growing pot legally will continue to be cracked down on. That way they can convince every one else in the Ivory Tower that drugs and crime ARE related.